The Fried Chicken

A day after i ate the poutin and 2 days after the burger i decided to settle myself down and get myself some fried chicken. While I was waiting for the chicken I could smell the it. I sat there day dreaming about it for how good it smelt and how amazing it would taste. I then saw the waitress walk up to me. when i saw that I started drooling in hunger my face filled with excitement. She put it on the table I picked it up started at it in delight took a bite. It was alright. I took on more bite then left.

Mcyd's and the Mystical Mushrooms

Once upon a time there was a young magical girl named Mcyd's who loved the great forest of skittles and crazed Mushrooms. All Mcyd's would do was roll and swim through the huge lakes of skittles. The problem was that Mcyd's had no friends because she lived far far away from civilization. Instead of going to school she would just go to the skittles lakes. One day she was beyond where she has ever walked before and came across a huge tree covered with skittles. The tree had a door, some windows and curtains. She saw that the door was left open. she then peeked inside the house assuming nobody was at home. So she invited herself inside the house. the first room she came to was the kitchen and dinning room. There on the table were three bowls of skittles. She went over and there were 3 different sized bowls filled. She tried the big bowl. Yuk! to hard she thought. She then tryed the medium bowl. They were way to soft. The next bowl was the smallest bowl. They tasted just right. She then carried on throughout the house to find that there were three 3D T.V's. Mcyd's turned the first one on. It was to loud and to big. The second one was to quite and to small. The smallest one was just right. She started her way up the stairs. There she saw were 3 jello beds. The first on was way to jiggly. The second one was way to slimy. The third one was just right. Then Mcyd's looked out the window to find these mystical mushrooms walking back to there tree. She got up and paniced. There was no way out of the tree, except for the front door. So she ran down the stairs to try and beat the mushrooms out the door. Mcyd's knew that she would not get there before they did. So she hid upstairs in the bedroom. The mushrooms walked into the door. they noticed that the baby mushrooms skittles were all gone. Then they saw that the smallest T.V was left on. They started to get suspicious. Then Mcyd's heard them coming up the stairs. Every step they took up the stairs was like waiting to die. All of a sudden the mushrooms saw Mcyd's and started screaming their heads of, "Who's that whos there." She then jumped out at the mushrooms and they backed off to the stairs. They asked her her name and why she was in their house. Mcyd's then said a huge apoligy to the Mystical Mushrooms. After her long list of things she was sorry for the Mushrooms asked if she wanted to stay for dinner, and so she did.

They all Lived Happily ever After

The End

John the Lonely Dog

There once was a puppy who was put in a box with a sign that had FREE written on it. He shared the box with 3 other dogs who beat him up all the time because he had brown fur with a black spot, and the other dogs had just brown fur that would glisten in the sun. One day some people came and took those other dogs to be their pets, but not John. So that night he slept alone. It was kind of peaceful to him because we wasn't getting beat up. Hours went by while he lay there. Then it started raining and the box got all wet and soggy. The box ripped open. John then saw this was his freedom. With excitement he hopped out of the box and started walking around around in the parking lot. His stomach started rumbling was getting hungry. All of a sudden this smell struck his nose. John went looking for it. He found this white pile of dog poop. He started licking it. Then he snatched with his mouth and started chewing the poop. It was so soft and moist. The poop squeezed through his teeth and oozed down his cheek. After he ate it he had to go to the bathroom so he found some grass and went. After he was finished a car came by and almost hit John. He then saw a open door and ran inside because he was so scared of the car. He found this bowl and stared drinking out of it. It was a toilet. After he was done drinking the fluid from it. He was feeling kind of sick after so he decided to go outside and take a nap. Then of in the distance down the road cam a man pushing a cart full of stuff. John had to go examine the man so he did. The man had a harrid oder with long greasy hair. A beard almost down to his waist grew. Spit and siliva covered it. The man bent down and started petting John. Even though the looks of the guy were gross, he rubbed his neck perfectly. The man got up and started pushing his cart. John thought he should follow him because he could provide a home for him. The man then started down an alley way to this cardboard box with sheets over it. This place reminded John about his cardboard box in front of the store. The man sat down and called John into the box. John followed and thought this was the best place hes ever been to.

After years of living with the man he grew old and past away in his box. John knew that his days were over so he lay there trying to fall ashleep to die.

Jim The Nerd

There once was a boy named Jim Glass. He was always laughing and smiling with his friends when they talked about the Christmas spirit. Jim loved Christmas, he loved the sounds of bells jingling and carolers singing. One Day Jim was sitting down with his buddies on the last day of school. All of a sudden the school bully was walking around. The bully came up to Jim and started screaming loudly at Jim and his friends about how they were such losers. Jim then got up and grabbed his bottle of ice tea and pored it all over the bully. Then all the kids in the halls started surrounding them screaming, " Fight Fight......." The bully wiped his face and pushed Jim down a bunch of stairs. He tumbled down them 1 by 1 with no control to stop is losses body. The bully then pulled out his silver bells at the top of the stairs and threw them down at Jim so he would remember getting his butt kicked by the bully.

After Christmas

The first day back at school Jim wasn't himself anymore. He was more prepared for anything on the first day back. He didn't talk to any of his friends when they said hello. He just kept walking until he saw the bully. Jim marched straight up to him and threw him down on the ground and started beating him with his fists. Jim yelled into his ears, " Your not going nowhere in life because your a failure at life and you only bully because your rude and crude. Jim then walked off. The bully never bothered him again.

Harmony

Harmony comes to mind when I'm sitting on the couch snacking and drinking chips and pop, and on the T.V is family guy or a close hockey game. I also love it when I'm camping outdoors where it is always quite at night and always moving at day. Sitting on the boat fishing would be number one where it seems like you can't be bothered by anything or anyone, like your in Harmony. A world without Harmony would be out of control.

The poutine

The day after I had the burger that was alright, but looked like an angel from heaven I had a poutine. After a long day of snowboarding I was hungry. So I went into the restaurant and ordered a poutine. When I saw it I started drooling in hunger, just waiting and each time the person holding my food stepped closer sweat flew off my face. It smelt like the best homemade cinnamon buns. He placed it on the table. I reached in and grabbed one. They were alright. I then left after 4 more french fries

Ben's Guitar

(music) (music) There was a boy who loved only one thing in life, THE GUITAR (whispered) In the spring 0f 2011 you will take the journey on knowing how a young boy named Ben Wah loved his guitar and spent every second of his life playing it or carrying it around, until it cannot be found.......... An inspiring story of heart and character how the boy will get his guitar back.

COMING SOON TO THEATRES Ben's Guitar

Rated 14A

Scenes of violence and lots of crying

Based on a True Story.............................

From The Director of Saving Private Ryan, Troy, American Pie 2 and Superbad

Starring Jack Black as Ben Wah In Ben's Guitar